Quotes to use when the first person steps on Mars
E.T. phone home.
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I want my mommy!
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share"I'd like to take this opportunity to apologize for the crimes committed by my government."
The above line was actually used on a 1970 comedy album I owned back in college.
The album was A Pause In the Disaster by The Conception Corporation and the track I'm referring to was 'Astronaut on Mars.'
Oh yeah, after the first astronaut on Mars said those immortal words, you hear the President grab the mic, and in a very Nixonian voice say, "Uh, cut off his oxygen." End of track.
Other tracks from that album that I've found on YouTube include ...
Dial a Dirty Joke - https://youtu.be/cpbwsLDJ8k0
Seachin' - https://youtu.be/Tvn811Wn3ow
Sunday, Sunday - https://youtu.be/WflJ825ngjk
The Disease Broker & Acid Rescue Service (2 tracks) - https://youtu.be/lPueO3Dmexc
Maybe they have installed a secret death device in the suit for such a situation, it would take at least a few minutes for the activation signal to reach there though because of the distance between Mars and Earth XD
shareEverything is so red.
shareOkay, I've seen enough.
shareIt would have to be something inspirational and grand, that's for sure. I envision something like:
"I'm leaving the module now, and this is just the beginning of the human race's great adventure as we explore the solar system and beyond. Today, I step into hist...What are those? Some sort of floating, wormlike lifeform? Hey! Gettaway! OH MY GOD, THEY'RE BURROWING INTO MY SKULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL...…………………….....There is nothing of interest here at all. I will be returning home immediately to begin reproductive activities."
Damn XD
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Wife: I told you to ask for directions!