Would you be a mod if someone asked you?

Nope, I'd find it hard to be impartial against my favourite users.

I doubt I would make a good mod. I don't think I'd want to spend that much time looking at posts I have no interest in.
I also see a certain amount of things being said here that are extremely rude but may not rise to the level of warning.

I got a warning here once. I was so PO'd I guess I went too far. I didn't really mind getting a slap, but I did wonder if I was losing my perspective, so I try to be careful how I phrase things and don't go after someone personally. More like a certain group of people who agree with one another.

No. I have too thick of a spine to tell people what they can and can't say.

I believe in personal responsibility, and walking away if something offends you, and not "tattling" like a preschooler when somebody calls you a name on the internet. Strange, isn't it?

So, no, I would hate to be a mod.