MovieChat Forums > General Discussion > What isn't your real first name?

What isn't your real first name?


Definitely don't tell me what it is, certainly not. What's not your first name? My real first name is not Chauncey.

reply

Mine also isn't Chauncey.

reply

No way! Crazy

reply

Its really strange how few of us are named Chauncey!
Even the gals!!

reply

Englebert

reply

My first name is not Moe, Curly or Larry.

reply

Aha!!
Your name is Shemp...i knew it all along!

reply

You do have curly hair.

reply

My parents had no idea that was going to happen.

reply

I am sure they are not that cruel.

reply

But you don't know the name they actually gave me!

reply

Filomena is not that bad.

reply

You haven't heard my middle name...

reply

Your middle name cannot be worse than my middle name. I remember having a long discussion with dewey about my middle name that no one else seems to have.

reply

I would first need to know your middle name!

reply

I will reveal mine but you have to promise to reveal yours. Not sure I trust you on this.

reply

What the hell makes you think you can't trust me???!!!

reply

You are good at being coy is what I meant.

reply

I'm an open book!

reply

Nothing wrong with being coy. I understand.

reply

You're not gonna tell, are you, Mitch?πŸ˜‘

reply

pm me your middle name and I will do likewise.

reply

Can't do that, Mitch. My parents failed to give me a middle name!😭

reply

like I said, coy

reply

Is that YOUR middle name???πŸ€”

reply

I wish it was. Better than my real middle name.

reply

My first name is definitely NOT every name other than John.

reply

Oh you! πŸ’—

reply

My name is Inigo Montoya
You killed my father
Prepare to die you son of a bitch

reply

Othello

reply

I ain’t your Pop

reply

Mortimer

reply

My real first name isn't Homer.

reply