Time for more PUNishment
A man is taking an early flight.
The attendant comes by with breakfast service.
"Good morning, if you are hungry, we have cereal or bagels to choose from."
He responds, "Thanks, can I get a poppy seed bagel with cream cheese?"
The attendant shoots him a disapproving, shocked expression.
"Sir, this is a professional airline. We only serve plane bagels."
*rimshot*