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Two truths...and a lie!


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Deliciousfeet...
Has seen The Rolling Stones more times than he has had birthdays.
Has no cavities
Had a starter marriage.

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The Rolling Stones is a lie

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Nope...48 or 51...lost track😮 was on the way to matching that record with the beasties boys...not to be👎
Seen a lot of shows!

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You’ve seen the Rolling Stones over 48 times ? Also what is a starter marriage

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Yup...my brother took me in '81...I was ten...poor parenting😉 HOOKED! At least a dozen shows for steel wheels, voodoo lounge, and bridges to Babylon...then went nuts
For the fiftieth...even caught the Hyde park show!

Started marriage is a first marriage. In the states we call the first house you buy a starter home...the one before you trade up😉

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So you are still married to your first wife ?? 😉

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Yes sir! 16 years married...21 as a couple! Good gal!!!

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you are a dedicated fan

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A bit fanatic! And I liked a good party bAck in the day😉

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No cavities is the lie?

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It must be. Df mist floss

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Nope...Tateys my one and only...no starter marriage for me! Mrs. Deliciousfeet is another story😮 married her high school sweetheart...his loss..my gain!👍

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We all have to kiss a frog or two before we meet our prince!
Nicely played you won that round.

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You or buckys turn? Or I go again? Guess I don't really know the rules😁

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My turn!

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Go!

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My grade 4 bully knocked 2 permanent teeth out.

I had lunch at the same table with bobby Orr without even knowing it

I got fired from a job at the pet store because I smashed a pallet of fish tanks costing over 40, 000

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Bobby orr!

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Nailed it !!! In my defence , I led about my forklift driving ability

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Lol!👍 you mentioned drama all your life...knocked out teeth and major property damage seemed right😂 still chuckling about that forklift lie...classic my man!

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Hey I assumed it was easy to move fish tanks around . It wasn’t

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You're killing me😂😂😂 I mean at the time...probably sucked!
But it makes a great story!!!

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They never should have hired me. I didn’t wanna be one of those guys to move boxes with my hands .

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Right on! Stacks of books are more your gig👍 did I read you work at a school? I know you're a librarian...but at a school?

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Yes I do. And I also work part time at at a university. It’s not Harvard or anything though 😀

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So summer's off? Or at least more down time?

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Yea. Still some work but not all the work

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NICE! What's the weather like in the summer in your corner of the world?

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It could be anything at anytime

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Well...time off is time off! I'm sure you'll make the most of it...maybe a project of some type😉

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It was Gordie Howe that I had lunch with without knowing it

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I'm a simpleton on sports...but that Bobby orr fella is hownos avatar i think. What sports you like? Baseball?

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Hockey baseball and football plus wrestling

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Well rounded! Wasn't sure about football...now wrestling...good entertainment! Also roller derby!!! Over the top showmanship!

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I have seen a few roller derby matches. Not in a while though . That’s one intense sport

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I think it was making a comeback...guess it didn't😂
Crazy awesome back in the day!!!

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Hownos avatar is Hownos!

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Really? Well poop! This is gonna be a stone in my shoe😠 all buckys fault!

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Just dug up hownos profile...it's that orr guy...stone removed!😉

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Bloody hell! I thought he said that was really him, I guess he was messing with our heads!
Not that I have a clue who Bobby Orr is so it worked on me.
Sorry again, my bad😂

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No need to apologise...I thought it was doctor green from ER...goose from top gun...Anthony something or other??? Damnit! New stone!!!

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Imma have a few words with Hownos when he next appears!

Wait...unless he IS Bobby Orr?????

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Edwasrds!!! Anthony edwards!!! But all banged up😂

He is not...we share the same last name...well unless that is a lie! Do we really know who hownos is? Is hownos a play on who knows???
Have we just blown his cover??? MIND BLOWN!

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Yes my avatar is a photo of a young Bobby Orr, the best hockey player of all time. I may have joked that is was a photo of myself. It was sort of an inside joke with the Canadians here.

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You rascally canadians!!!😉 I've come to find you great white northerners to be quite swell!

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Ok here's mine.
1. I once did a $12,500,000 foreign exchange deal for sterling.
2. I once cooked 200 meals in 2 hours.
3. I took part in the London Marathon and finished in 7 hours 53 seconds

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Can i guess or are there rules about cutting in?

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3 is false

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^^This^^

Although number 3 is very specific.
Two would make too much sense. HMMMMM??????

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This was my guess
I know of one of her former careers...im going with 3

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All correct, you guys know me too well!
26 miles? No thanks

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I knew you were a Caterer...figured perhaps you worked for a time in a bank or office setting as well so the 12.5M fits with that...and i guessed that anyone that likes to poke about on the 'Net as much as i do is not running 26 miles if a bear is chasing them lol!!

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I do walk a lot but running isn't my thing, I like to admire the view!
Yep definitely not even if a bear was chasing me, I'd be like " ok you got me, just make it quick"

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Running hurts!
I get the Shin Splints...no thank you

Walking is nice because you can chat with your spouse or kids
We do this a lot here and YES to the 'view' thing... I like to have the nicest spread in my neighborhood so a close view of what the neighbors are remodeling and building is always food for thought...im such a competitive gossip lol
'Ooohh...did you see that the Feinsilbers installed a pool heater?!
Now we need one!'
Lol... Im the worst!

Exactly...sweaty, gagging and Shin Splints VS. Bear Mauling...
Bear Mauling please!

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I love walking at night too, especially around Christmas so you can see the outside of people's houses all lit up and then sometimes inside you can see their tree and fairy lights...actually it sounds a bit creepy!
But it's just interesting to see what others do, then you get to see your own place on the way back and admire your own lights!

The Feinsilbers just would have a pool heater! Who DO they think they are?

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Night walks are fine...even romantic sometimes;)

And screw that Marty Feinsilber...
That guy is such a show off!

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I have all IP adresses of all members
I hate heights
Got up early

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IP addresses is the lie

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Sure about that?

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I am sure (you might say i take notes on all of our posters here...rather copious notes;)

1. You have mentioned fear of heights before
2. You are a farmer Croft...of course you got up early
Those cabbages are not going to milk themselves right?

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Don't be so obsessed with cabbages,sir.The life of a farmer doesn't resume only on cabbages alone😉

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do you grow cucumbers ??

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Of course

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how about

onions
tomatoes
carrots
turnips
parsnip
potatoes

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Those too

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impressive - quite the variety

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Indeed

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Well i am an Irish boy so the Cabbage crop was sort of a big deal way back when

Currently adding this statement to your dossier

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How thick is it?

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Oh its pretty hefty!
I am a copious notetaker
No worries though..your file is mostly Lara Croft and Carrots😉

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Riiight😉

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Oh why you!!!

Straight into the records with that response Crofty!!

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I drive a Jeep Cherokee
I share a birthday with Johnny Depp - June 9/1963
I weigh 342 pounds

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342 lbs is the lie

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you are correct.

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Yes shotgun nailed it! On the night of the fatties you mentioned needing to drop a pound of two...figured you weren't right foot tall😉👍

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I sure did D!
Ive lost 65 lbs in the past 18 months and im good and stable...

I have a certain affection for and respect towards people who struggle with their weight
Its like an addiction...trying to fill a hole that has no bottom

Keep fighting!

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Yeah... I feel ya!still got 20-30 pounds to go! Late night snacks are my kryptonite😉
65 pounds is like fucking crazy!!! GOOD WORK MY MAN !!! Now we gotta kick the BUTTS!
You FIRST😉

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Thank you and good luck...you got guts so i know you can kill it dude!
Much more of the 'jailhouse workout' ( push ups, sit ups, crunches and stretching-No stupid machines) is my next battle front...ive been lazy and must press the attack

Cigs go next year...i may need hypnosis Cuz!

I shall NEVER quit drinking...they can pry this cocktail from my cold dead fingers😎

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A man with principles! Love the old school calisthenics...used to be able to do 500 push ups...now pushups are in the freezer😉 bomb pops too!

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Obliged!

Old school is the best school;)

I love Bomb Pops too...that damned ice cream truck man and his enticing jingle...i turn the music way up to drive out that Siren call😉

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I did a spit take on that ice cream man part!!!👍

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I swear to you that the pushy bastard is driving by at this very moment😂!!!

My kids just jetted out of the garage to chase him down lol

Ice Cream Truck guy...bane of the suburbs!!

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You're killing me dude!!!

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Every guy I know who quits smoking gains weight. You probably know that.

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Yessir!
Thats why the Cigs are not next on my self improvement list...
Must increase simple workout routine...next year i hite the best damned Hypnotist around to do the mojo on my brain...just not now

Baby steps Dean...baby steps

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Best of luck.

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Thanks!

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I've seen over 300 concerts
I used to be a DJ
I have 4 dogs and one cat

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2 is false

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No. I was a DJ along time ago for a very short period of time.

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3 is false - no cat

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Exactly!

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I'd say concerts...

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Nada. I've actually been closer to 400 concerts.

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Damnit! And dayum!!! See kids...Feet didn't waste that much time with shows! Braincells????

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None of it a waste.
If I hadn't seen them, now that would have been a waste. ;)

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RIGHT...ON! Had tickets for nine dates on the beasties boys 09 tour...cancelled due to mcas illness...would give anything but my marriage to see just one more show...now that's a waste...and a shame! But I got to see them numerous times...you're right...no waste...NO REGRETS!

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Yeah, I had tickets to see Stevie Ray Vaughn play at Alpine Valley and gave the tickets away.
Turned out it was his last concert. He died that very night.

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Saw him at the Ohio state fair...summer before the tragedy...that show you missed was with Clapton no?

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Yep, that's the one.
Now that's a regret.

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I was named best defenseman twice in my shinny hockey career: 1996-1997 and 1998-1999
I am allergic to shellfish
I cannot swim

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You can't swim

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I can't swim is true

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I'm a registered Democrat
I can't drive a stick
I cut my own hair

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3 is false

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2 is false

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Wah..wah! Like Mario andretti!

Been a registered independent since '92!

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Correct - I love shellfish. My two hockey awards is my Al Bundy claim to sports glory.

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It all works.
hownos the intimidator!

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Nope! Bout 20 years now...and the shi t come correct like Cesar!

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my wife cuts my hair with an electric razor. are you bald ??

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Nope...gray. Once and a while I'll shave it all off...but usually high and tight...really has a Clooney Cesar look.

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I once scored the game winning run in 4 straight games
I've been to every American League stadium at least once
I've slept at least one night in every state west of the Mississippi

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2 is false

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Good memory.

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I remember you saying you have never been to Fenway

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Here's one with disorders only!

I am bipolar
I am obsessive-compulsive
I am a narcoleptic

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Not narcoleptic

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BZZT, incorrect

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Well poop!

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2 is the lie, is my guess

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Correct!

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so you are bi-polar and narcoleptic - is one related to the other ??

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Yes, they are. They feed into each other, mostly, but they're also very commonly found together.

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sorry to hear this - all the best Frog

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