What movies have disappointed you? I don’t mean movies for which you had no hopes in the first place, and I don’t minor, direct-to-video dreck. I mean big movies that you’d been wanting to see. My list includes
Tim Burton’s Dark Shadows
Batman and Robin
Every Superman movie, except for the first two
Every Spider-man movie, except for the first two
Hulk
Every Pirates Of The Caribbean movie, except for the first one
Transporter 2, and the Transporter reboot
Every Fast And Furious etc., ad nauseum, except for the first one
All three ponderous Hobbit films
Return Of The Jedi
With the significant exception of Wonder Woman, every comic book and Star Wars movie released after the ones I’ve listed above.
And painfully, TPM could have been great with some fairly minor tweaks... If it had been great, then the positivity would have carried over to Ep.2, Lucas would have been more confident and energized, the entire trilogy would have come out better just from a stronger foundation.
Ted - I wasn't looking for anything special just a few laughs. Didn't deliver
Mistress America - a shit movie.
The Shape of Water - so many positive reviews for a awful movie. This movie is so stupid! There is nothing wrong with the main character. She is a decent lookin' gal and could have banged any lad in the place. Hell, she would NEVER bitch at you. I wanna give her a whirl. But nooooo only a fish monster understands me. Ugh.
Every movie made about a superhero or a Transformer or mutant - I don't get the hype. I see fights, lots of noise and some romantic angle.
I will never, ever watch crap like The Shape Of Water, nor will I look forward to it, but I will defend to the death what you said, thewaitress, my friend! There are times when we are suckered in by others; it’s called peer pressure. Years ago, when I was teaching myself film and video editing, I learned something from studying Spielberg’s Jurassic Park: the power of “the reaction shot.” Something happens on-screen. We cut to the face of a character whom we’ve been conditioned to like and with whom we feel rapport, and the look on the character’s face tells us how we are supposed to feel: wonder, terror, love, and so on. It is brilliant manipulation. There was once a phrase: “Forty million Frenchmen can’t be wrong.” Peer pressure, because they sure as heaven CAN be wrong. The majority—and you can take this to the bank—is almost always wrong. What you feel in your heart, on the other hand, is almost never wrong.
PS When was the last time that you saw Mark Whalberg, who is, admittedly, my Beantown Homie, be actually funny since The Big Hit, which was not only a long time ago, but also didn’t have a sentient Teddy Bear? I’m going with “Never.”
Jurassic Park is full of those shots. I can recall Lauren Dern selling it when she first sees the dinosaurs. Naturally the jello scene, that spoon shake. You feel how they feel! Great movie. I know that feeling in my heart doesn't lie :)
There was a time (not the only time, not at all) when I had a reading with a psychic. He told me, “You see like children and animals see. You see with your heart. Most other adults see with their minds. The mind is easy to fool. The heart can never be fooled.” Listen to your heart, and trust it. Shanti. Shanti. Shanti. (Shanti, with which T. S. Eliot concluded his landmark poem, albeit edited and worked into shape by Ezra Pound, The Wasteland, is a Sanskrit word that means “the peace that passes all understanding.”)
But Christ do I agree with you about 'Ted'. I was expecting a send up of romantic comedies, I wasn't expecting a romantic comedy, and a shit one at that.
60 minutes of pure edge-of-your-seat cinema evoking that near lost genre of 70s chase movies (The Getaway, Charlie Varrick) before disappearing, in it's entirety, right up it's own rectum. It's like the original scriptwriter died half way through and it was finished by a couple of pot smoking teens going through their existential phase. Fair play to the Coens for having the balls to film it but the 2nd half of that film is probably the most unwatchable pretentious shite every committed to celluloid.
I need to see the movies again, or maybe at the least the first one only. Besides looking like cash grabs compared to the quality of the first film, the sequels had way too many characters who we never really learn to care for, slowing down the storytelling pace.
While this problem may have been fixed in the Animatrix by expanding on their back histories, it only seemed to provide a means for further money making opportunities through merchandising and other marketing products, including the Animatrix feature itself.
The second X Files movie was a bit disappointing for me. The first one I kind of liked, but then again, I wasn't expecting it when it came out and I only watched it some years later.
I really liked the show back then and expected it to be more like an extended episode. Maybe it's because I was one season behind, but it had none of the things I enjoyed about the show.
Haven’t seen it yet, but I expect that Guardians Of The Galaxy 2 will disappoint me.
Saw it and was disappointed: Charley’s Angels: Full Throttle. I only liked the first version because of Bill Murray and Lucy Liu’s ass. Bill was smart enough to bail on this turd sammich, and Lucy’s ass couldn’t carry it alone, so😢