Nearly 100 percent of people do, and most businesses set aside a special time for mastication. It feels wonderful. What do you think? Do you masticate with just one hand, or both hands?
shareIt depends on what's in my hands. Many businessmen find it to be the needed break to get through the day.
Women too, sometimes alone, sometimes with colleagues. You can see them with weenies and buns when it gets hot.
I got full out.
Always with two hands.
Sometimes I masticate so much I have to spit it out.
I keep snacks in my desk so yes I do masticate from time to time and in front of people.
shareLOL!!
That's the hownos I wanna see.
I will also add that's just not right.
What's wrong with you?
I mean besides the whole Canada thing.
I can see it on a Saturday night but masticating during the week?
You definitely are a wild man.
It's tough, because if you don't masticate enough at work, there is danger of choking. If you do it too much there can be a slimy mess.
shareChewing gum has been touted as a great stress reliever and supposedly also promotes quick thinking through increased circulation to the brain.
shareI get paid extra if I masticate.
shareI have a dollar with your name on it. π΅
shareI'm masticating right now, just check the webcam.
shareBeen there done that.
Stick to the toffee and the taffy.
Soup does nothing for me.
In that case you need to pay me more.
shareNow there are rules???
I'l double that dollar right now if you put a whole pack of gum in your mouth.
I need more than that to go out and buy some gum first.
shareI'm more quick thinking and stress free than either one of you two ! π
shareWe don't need to hear any of your masturbation stories! Why are you trying to derail this thread, db?!
shareAww, you're just " jelly " because I have a stack of vintage, Playboy issues that dispute your claim of " fake, plastic bitches. "
shareYou still believe in fairy tales, db? You naive, little boy.
Try reading the articles for a change, you might learn something about the real world.
I did, loved a lot of the interviews . I actually got a personal response from their writing staff once. And btw, that so-called joke is really stale and worn out.
shareI don't do stale and worn out. Just ask dewey.
shareHah ! This is the type of denial I was referring to on another recent thread.
shareI thought the same thing when I read Strat's "plastic" comment, but I thought she was probably hurt that Hef didn't ask to strip and roll around on a rug, so I did not tell her that her grapes are sour. Her melons, however, are probably sweet.
shareWrong! Huey wanted a taste of my sweet melons, but since he was an old, dried prune, I respectfully declined.
shareYou said they didn't offer you a Playmate gig because you are not a plastic woman, now you say that Hef wanted to nurse on you. I am willing to believe that you would have rocked in a gatefold, but cannot reconcile your two statements.
shareHow about both happened? I didn't say my rejection was the reason for not being a Playmate, but you claimed Huey didn't want to roll with me on the rug. You are completely wrong about that!
shareMore?
What do you people get for gum over there?
I know it's worth it but damn... A brother has to live.
Aren't there any stale gumball machines?
Only the nightshop is open and they ain't cheap. I do have a condom machine at my front door, but those aren't stale.
shareI wouldn't allow you to gnaw on a fresh condom.
You're better than that.
Not on my watch, No siree.
I think the machine needs a refill anyway. The last time was 3 days ago.
Strange how you know this information.
But this is a no judgement zone so whatever.
I'd like to see the world for once all standing hand in hand.
So it's all good.
Do they refill only once a week or once a month???
I'm a little on edge so please help me out.
I tell my housekeeper to refill that thing every 2 or 3 days. It depends on how slow business is.
shareHow is it ever slow????
It's time to get a new housekeeper.
Hazel is good, Alice is fine.
May I suggest Aunt Bee.
She is aces and will not let you down.
She also has a bit of a wild streak for those slow nights.
My housekeeper is a stray I found on the street. I couldn't bear to send her back. 82 years old and blind as a bat, she always leaves the toilet seat up as well. But she never complains, not even when I hit her with the broom. Bless her little heart.
shareGod I love you.
Taking in stray housekeepers off the street.
Nobody is better. I'll say it again. NOBODY is better.
I always respect a housekeeper who can take a shot to the melon
from a broom. Even if it is the soft side.
Maybe you could tie a rope to the condom stand and her wrist.
This way she won't "forget". The broom is fine but could I interest
you in a cattle prod?
Or "housekeeper" prod as we call them.
All day. I have to remember not to snack every time I get bored.
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I usually masticate at meal times, but hey, that's just me.
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