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That bothered me too. Major suspension of disbelief. I don't see how it was possible to get from the inside of the house and get back to the backyard plus hit his head with a stone. What a disappointing ending. You could say it jumped the sharks a couple of times. The first being Winoka and the introduction of Albert. Then James and Cassandra. And the death knell was when Pa and Ma left and the Carters moved in. Well, to be fair, BOTH were prisses in their own way. Mary was more in control, take charge and by the rules. Laura was just a shrew for whatever reason. PMS 30 days a month? Maybe he was already (probably) married? Not just him being there, but also with a damn RIFLE!!!! That goes beyond stalkerish level. How so? I don't see the conflict. The judge determines MarcSinger is legally dead, so the insurance company pays out to Kate. MS wants her portion too and takes her to an already buried grave somewhere, and the insurance guy Kate was crushing on shows up out of nowhere and shoots MS and they bury him in the grave and then run off to Venice together. Hilariously bad. Seriously, this is about a serial killer and the last fifteen minutes was listening to a preacher sermon and then a lengthy bible study. What the actual F? Let's get back to the serial killing because there's only been one dead body. They should have started her out with long blonde hair so that she could have her real hair for the rest of the movie. Yes, it was baffling that she didn't alter her appearance in any way. I'd imagine if she she'd follow directions and not contact her sister except when directed that she'd have not been so easily found. And putting her in a small area where she would stand out as a newbie was a dumb idea too. Somewhere like Miami. This flick was irritating in so many ways, starting with the lead character. And we'd all like to see JB's peen flying out a window! Funny thing is that I always mistook Craig Wasson and Bill Maher. At least when I just watched it, I knew it was Craig Wasson and not him, and thought CW was kind of a cutie. That's funny, because the critics destroyed this movie and called it "Footloose on Bicycles". It was Bacon's first movie after his hit Footloose. It was universally panned. I am an intellectual Gordy for sure. But I would have been close to Chris and would probably say I'd be a Chris as an adult, but still definitely a Gordy. I felt that Redfern made a point to be noticed leaving on the boat (the speedo would draw attention) and that would be his alibi if he had to immediately come back to get help. But yeah, it made more sense if he intentionally brought someone with him so that person could see the "dead" body, though what if Myra got off the boat and saw that it was Christine? Possibly could have been written better. LOL. Now whenever anyone calls her Babette it's cracking me up. Kind of like this movie needs a drinking game and you have to take a swig whenever they say that completely unrealistic and hilarious name! I mean, why couldn't they just have named her character "Charlotte" or something??? ROTFL. OMG, thank you! I just started it, and I think Matt Settle used to be a cutie, and then she said her name was BABETTE???? Who comes up with these names? I'm good with different names, lots are really interesting and cute, but dang, Babette?!?!? It's just started but if Settle turns out to be the serial killer, I will be pissed. It seems so obvious. Hopefully I'm wrong. But giving the lead character such a ridiculous name doesn't give me hope for this flick... She looks more like Gaby Hoffman's prettier sister. I also get a Katie Holmes vibe from her too. No wonder he joined that cult. He knows he was responsible for their deaths. I agree. Also, she married this guy after JUST meeting him and seven months later she's delivering a full sized infant? Come on, something was way off with her. I would have been worried for my brother about her too and would have said as much. And that elder black woman at her FUNERAL decides to trash Lucy??? And say that her shoplifting is the reason she stopped babysitting her kids? Which was really what was causing the strife between Ian and Lucy because Ian ended up with the babysitting duties. All because this woman saw Lucy shoplifting..... some woman that lady was... I didn't read the book but are we sure that Lucy intentionally killed herself? Those anti-anxiety pills back then were lethal and many accidental deaths resulted from them, especially when combined with alcohol. Even Bee was getting messed up on those pills. I felt badly for poor Lucy, as messed up as she was. When the friend showed up and was shot at, that's exactly what I thought too. CALL THE COPS. Don't get out of your car, and then start investigating the house. No lights on, things are a mess, so I wouldn't be like "James? Kristen? You okay? Where are you?" I'd get out of that house and call the cops. Oh well, it became a joke of a movie and I''m not sure who lived or died, and frankly I didn't care. They were too stupid for words. Really... NO. I felt that James was involved. And the fact that the two "victims" were straight out of a slasher flick where they were the two dumbest people ever and deserved their fates. Nope. Not scary, and tedious.