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Wait a minute.... do you think Samgerard is Wear's Alan's student?
WA's last student was this guy named VanillaLimeCoke so I guess he got a new one.
I love how in one post you say that Quicksilver doesn't exist in real life and THEN you say it DOES work in a street fight.
I'm tired of all these fake ass black-belts from McDojos (get your black belt in one year of your money back!) who can do decently in contrived tournaments but are literally powerless weaklings in a real street fight.
Quicksilver works in REAL LIFE... your brand of Miyagay-Don't Karate shuns Quicksilver and only works in fake hypothetical tournament scenarios.
I study Kung Fu and we don't have belts.. we learn how to FIGHT in real life.
Too bad you didn't meet me at Harrods so I could show you how much Kung Fu I possess.
You have done a 180 from your old position when you used to say that Quicksilver doesn't work.
Glad to see you now concede I'm right by saying that QuickSilver does work for self-defense... and for making people experience PAIN!
We use these in Kung Fu
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And you ADMITTED Quicksilver works. Break some ribs... that's a man can't breathe. Break a nose.. that's a man can't see. Knock someone out? That's a man can't stand.
Do you use a wooden dummy like Mr. Silver?
And I assume then you are a strong adherent to the Quicksilver method?
We may make a Kai of you yet!
If I go, would you teach me anything that can do some REAL DAMAGE?!
I never suggested a fight there.
I just suggested bringing a pie to your dojo and sliding it under your chair (right before you sit down).
Too much advantage... your dojo.
It's open season on Alan.
Someone should go to his karate dojo and slide a blueberry pie under his chair so that he sits in it!
Can you imagine the reaction of his students??
Wears Alan in his gi with a huge pie stain on his bum!
The crowd of spectators would be laughing at him and he'd be spinning in circles chasing his own bum (like a dog chasing his tail) saying "Hey come'on this is not funny! Come'on guys this is getting out of hand here!"
I have to remember to be like Terry Silver and take pity on you.
That precisely my point.
You CAN pretend to be someone... just like you can pretend to have been somewhere when you weren't.
You're trying to convince us that, while you were being dishonest about your identity you are being honest about being at Harrod's.
Fact is you pretended to be benosheabutters2 and now you are pretending that you showed up at Harrods.
By your logic you can't pretend to be "someone" either.
You're either that person or you're not.
LOL... you have had your ass kicked.
NRC123.. do you wanna see some more?
You admit you pretended to be someone you weren't.
Are you also pretending to have been at Harrod's when you weren't?
So, if I understand correctly, you lied about your identity but you're telling the truth about showing up at Harrods?
He forces his students to wax cars all day just like Miyagay.
His "karate dojo" is just a front for a black-market carwash operation using child slave labor.
England must punish Wears Alan or extradite him to the United States for sentencing.
Wears Alan... did you or did you not publicly misrepresent your identity by pretending to be benosheabutters2?
How's that for honesty?
Why would anyone believe a dishonest person about being at Harrods?
I, on the other hand, am Cobra Kai well known for honesty, compassion..... and fair play.
<blockquote>And this isn't IMDb. It's fun to occasionally make an observation about this movie, but why keep it trending? Shouldn't we have moved on by now?</blockquote>
You just dropped a challenge.
You better get on the mat right now otherwise you and I will have a problem!
I want him to experience pain.
NRC123... just ignore riffraff like SamGerard.
It isn't take a worm for a walk week.
Well at the end of the day the meeting didn't happen and I had to eat the cost of the plane ticket.
It wasn't really fair that I had to travel across an ocean and you just got to pop into Harrods.
Ah well... I'll travel out there again to display the full force of my superior material arts skills and the quicksilver method.. but I'm gonna need 50% of your dojo if I'm going to risk the cost of another plane ticket.
I want the 50% in writing by noon today.