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It does but I don’t think it was him. He wouldn’t waste his time coming anywhere near this show. Well it <i>is</i> a horror movie. They’re supposed to do stupid things. The next order of business is... <b>cancellation</b>! Ship’s going down, folks! Nobody said so... and it’s like *totes*... true! Good luck finding it. Even YouTube ignores this show. But if you manage to find it in the darkest corner of the internet... or Narnia... or Never Never Land.. you’ll split your sides! It was EPIC! HAHA! So tacky! Like, having co-hosts call each other bitches on-air is <b>so</b> tacky. Oh wait, that was on the bitchfest on ABC. I swear, this show is SO drying my brain cells! Tee hee! Anywayz, yeah, so tacky and <b>cheap</b>! You would know all about that and you’re just <b>totes</b> right. Mmm hmm! Like yeah! The budget is so low... they probably give stale candy to the winner. LOL! Speaking of Big Brother... I heard it’s <b>finally</b> getting the ole heave ho. How that boring crap... made it past one season is beyond me. These chicks don’t want to talk about it because... they’d have to mention the Chenbot and remind the five viewers about what her husband did. Like they don’t already know. So dumb... Every single one of them. Like LOLZ! Haha! Totally awks! Did you see their faces after he said that?! If looks could kill... HAHA! Same! The audience is made up of clapping seals. Say the word ‘blue’ and they’ll give you a standing ovation. You can barely hear what inane drivel the hosts will deliver next over that noise. Maybe they can give the women swimming lessons before the tide comes in. Nah! Too late for that now. You think so? I mean, nobody tuned in when Julie’s husband was accused of sexual harassment and she announced her departure so why would they watch if Paula Deen had been a host? No matter what they do no one clicks over to them. It’s dead. Right on! I couldn’t figure out why people (all 5 of them) would like their scripted conversations but you SO nailed it, being the voice of that audience and all. Limited conversations for simple minds. Makes total sense why you’re a faithful viewer despite not having a mind at all. Tee hee! Wow, I thought I was the only one who noticed that?! From the handful of times I’ve watched (barely 5 seconds, mind you) I’ve seen her do that every single time... Just mindlessly agreeing with everyone like a robot with no original thought in that... empty noggin. BORING! Amirite? Of course I am! LOLZ! Anyway, yeah. Brigitte would’ve been a much better choice. I still wouldn’t watch for more than 5 seconds since I find absolutely no value in watching and discussing it... but at least she’s more interesting. I might be able to watch for 10 seconds... I doubt it though... Ugh, this tripe (what’s the name of it again? I’m too bored to look it up) is so awful. The tide’s comin’ in! I think the <b>exact</b> same thing. If someone says or does something stupid like throwing out racial slurs you should reward them by keeping them around. You don’t throw them out on their ear and replace them with people with something as boring as ethics. Who wants to see that? There are ratings at stake and that’s what matters the most. Sure does. Right?! It’s <b>so</b> frustrating! Like, how long can you keep this charade up before the handful of people who waste their lives watching this poorly scripted mess get a clue and flip to The View for good? Almost a decade?! SMH. Gossiping gossipers gossiping about nothing are just plain stupid. Hit the nail right on the head yet again! And the guest who razzed them was Santa, I think. Might’ve been the Easter Bunny (slumming for guests much?) My memory gets foggy when it comes to this show. It’s so not worth anybody’s time. You’re not alone. Very few can resist the satisfaction of seeing horrible people get what’s coming to them. OMG, I heard the same exact thing bout that scientific study! Louis around the corner told me about it and he’s got the scoop on <b>everything</b>! I believed it then but hearing it from someone else? Like, DUH! It’s obviously true! This dreck should’ve never seen the light of day for shamelessly ripping off the original. What’s the name of it again? It’s the one with the druggie mannish woman (might be a man, I’m not sure) with the hygiene and wardrobe of a dumpster diver, a sourpuss “comic” (Catskills circa 1955) and some blonde blowhard sitting around a cauldron catfig- “discussing” (as the air-headed simpletons call it) important issues. Oh, that’s right! It’s “The Coven”! Slipped my mind for a second. Yeah, this show tried to copy them from the start and failed <b>miserably</b>! They didn’t have hosts who could barely conceal their disdain for one another and were rude to their guests. Until recently they maintained a solid panel for more than a season and (minus one) weren’t unpleasant people who screamed at each other in pitches only dogs can hear. Only the highly intelligent can pull that off and these women don’t even come close! No siree! I wouldn’t be surprised at all if they shifted gears and started attacking each other in a desperate bid for press and ratings (works for the Housewives). Too bad it’s too late for them. <b>Nothing</b> can save them from the inevitable. They’d better make like Ariel and grow fins cus these vapid broads will be “unda da sea” in no time! And nobody will be around to talk about it. Aloha on a steel guitar, ladies! The End is Nigh!