Errrrr, okay?
I'm English. I was born in the 60's. I love horror and here I am laying on a bed in The Czech Republic after watching this **** (film). It's Willy's Wonderland, Five Nights at Freddy's, Terminator and Hostel all rolled into one giant steaming Turd. Peter Tork from The Monkey's plays the older brother and his mom turns into Ellen Ripley from Aliens towards the end of the film. I love bad movies and this is definitely a description of what I just witnessed. It's still better than The Eternals tho!
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