Are You F-ing Kidding Me? (Spoilers)
That's how it ends, after investing 10 HOURS into the show?
Did they explain anything? So much MANUFACTURED tension.
A) Why do they only have one 10-watt light bulb in each room? Dark is CREEPY.
B) Why was Sean getting splinters? The first one was an accident and then he sanded the floor. Then, in the final, CRAPPY, episode, they suggest that Leanne was somehow punishing Sean with splinters? Really, she magically inserted them in his neck and throat? Why did he not see a doctor after losing his sense of taste for WEEKS?
C) How was Leanne able to make the baby appear/disappear at will?
D) Who did the baby belong to? Some cult member??? Was it Leanne's?
E) Was it just dumb, BAD LUCK, that Dorothy chose Leanne over the other nannies?? Who chooses a live in nanny without checking references.
F) So the little Black girl with the doll walks into the baptism party. HOW did she get there. It was implied that she followed the group back from the church. People drove to and from every baptism I have ever been to. I guess it is not IMPOSSIBLE that walked to the church and walked back, but highly, highly unlikely.
G) Why was Leanne acting so unevenly. One second, sorry I don't drink, then next downing bottles of wine and grabbing men' crotches. I guess maybe she was just sexually repressed and horny. Also creepy that Chef Toby was trying to go out with an eighteen year old bringing a wine bottle with two glasses to her bedroom.
H) What was with the feral dog? Did Leanne put it in the baby's room to protect it? After it got whacked and killed (maybe knocked out) Leanne goes into the basement where the dog was placed, and then it is alive (awake) and runs out of the house. What did she do down there?
I) What was with the crickets? I have had crickets in my house, and it sucks!!! Why were they only going to Leanne's room. Why did she awake with crickets all over her blanket? Crickets don't do that. They hide in the walls and chirp all night, and EVERYONE in the house an hear them.
J) NOBODY communicates. So much crazy shit happened that people just ignored or kept to themselves.
K) Why did Sean's alarm code not work the first night with the baby? Then Dorothy comes up and uses the same code? BAD WRITING. They just want you to suspect that something supernatural is going on, when it is not.
L) Why was Leanne not kicked out of the house the minute Julian returned from Wisconsin? They highly suspected that she was lying about her identity.
Acting was good, though Rupert and Toby's American accents floundered at times.
Frustrated the whole way, then the stupid, no answer final episode broke the camel's back for me.