How woke do you think this will be?

That's some piss-poor baiting right there..

Who cares? If someone uses the word “woke” in their vocabulary, then I feel sorry for them. They must have a very bitter life.

Let's see, based on what we've already seen, my predictions include:

- Galadriel leading an all-female army of bitchy lesbian elves
- Galadriel sucking face with a girlfriend nobody ever heard of, despite being married to Celeborn
- Hobbit men acting stupid while their women keep them on a tight leash
- mean white humans throwing rocks at the black elves to make them not enter town
- the white female human being "wiser and more intelligent" than the people in her town, and pleasuring herself while she longs for her forbidden male elf lover (doomed romance, definitely)
- the black female dwarf ruling over all the other "stupid white" dwarves and demanding respect because she thinks she's entitled to it, while surrounded by a cloud of black female dwarves with attitude
- Sauron having an entire harem of young, androgenous teen males to screw, with one of them trying to "change" him for the better in a doomed romance
- Sauron possibly being female
- a female Gandalf
- a constant, annoying, boring sub-plot of the two idiots with the giant deer antlers
- bad CGI
- cheap-looking costumes
- Galadriel having to lecture Elrond on not being a stupid little playboy
- shitty scripts that not even a child would be stupid enough to write

Woke enough to wake up the sleeping giant

I am surprised they gave someone else's role to Galadriel. That's big.

I'm thinking Last Jedi levels.