Throwing in my two cents *spoliers*
Oh. Dear. God... Why was this made? To all women, I'm sorry this woman is the face of women comedians currently. To all comedians, I'm sorry this is what passes for a stand up comic's movie. To all who thought they'd be getting a body positive message in this movie, I'm sorry. What made this movie so bad? Well here's my unfortunate two cents on "I feel pretty".
The movie starts off with Amy Schumer, playing a beauty executive who wants to be beautiful but is too big by society standards. She decides to go to the gym to get more fit. This is where i knew this film was gonna blow, because Schumer looks at all the beautiful women, and feels bad for herself, and since we're apparently supposed to feel for this character, we have to feel bad about not looking fat, thus hating the naturally beautiful women.
Look, i'm not against anyone being fat, and being a stick, i can't imagine what that's like, but shaming gorgeous women who are either naturally beautiful or worked to be beautiful is not the best route to go in a film called "I feel pretty".
Schumer tries to try out an exercise bike, but it breaks, and she hurts herself in slo-mo, because we haven't seen enough slo-mo humor before. This aggravates Schumer, and after a few moments of forced jokes about being fat to being skinny, we get to what i consider the worst scene of the movie. Schumer finds her friend in a bathroom crying, because she's struggling with self confidence. At first, i was thinking the film was going to show that just because you're beautiful on the inside, doesn't mean you don't struggle with personal issues. This is where the film ripped it to pieces; Schumer, no joke, condemns her friend for acting this way, stating she shouldn't feel this way because she's got everything great on the outside. I'm not even joking. They actually shamed a beautiful woman for feeling any emotions she's feeling on the inside. I'm sorry, in what world does that scene work? That's Shakespeare villain levels of bad. This is our main character, and she just shamed a woman for not feeling confident because she's already beautiful?!?!?!
I probably should've walked out there and then, but against my better judgement, i tried getting through the rest of this movie.
Schumer gets hit in the head and suddenly believes that she is beautiful by society's standards, despite having no physical changes, and we get now just Schumer walking around, and acting like she's beautiful. The movie here just got dull, and i was the only one in the theatre by this point. I'm sure i fell asleep for about 20 minutes, but i couldn't tell, the movie just remained the same for a long time, up until the end where we get cliché number 456: The kid saying the woman is beautiful.
And that was "I Feel Pretty", and... that was tough to sit through. I'll give some credit that Schumer does a decent acting performance, along with Michelle Williams who i wish we could've just focused on her. This is also a directorial debut, and i hope they can get a better script in the future, and show if they can really direct. I mean i could attack these directors easily, but i think it's safe to say that not even Stanley Kubrick could've made this movie work.
I think the important thing here is the comedy is failing hard here, and if i can take one fat comedian to another; As bad as some of Melissa McCarthy stuff gets, she used her weight to her advantage. When she played Sookie in "Gilmore Girls", she was playing a chef, so her being overweight can be attributed to her skill. In "Bridesmaids" she knows she's a big girl, and doesn't really care, she knows the world won't accept her, and uses that to some pretty humorous work in my opinion. On top of that, McCarthy lost weight for future projects, citing that while being fat can work, losing weight is also important, and staying healthy is key. I could name two other overweight actors who are currently doing some brilliant work, but i won't go on.
My point is, Schumer is more shaming society for the way they look at women, and not finding fat people attractive, and on top of that, publically shames women who are fit, gorgeous, and made a lot of effort to make themselves look the way they do. This film is pretty much the worst of Amy Schumer, and i now have no desire to see her work. 'I hope we can get an actual funny stand up comic lady who knows how to not just be funny, but make great comedies with good morals.
Rating: 2/10
Well i have tickets for "Infinity War" tomorrow so i'll see you tomorrow there. Have a wonderful day/night.