Jean Grey Is A Cold Mashed ‘Taters Name
Wolverine! Beast! Magneto! Cyclops! Nightcrawler! Jubilee! Storm! Gambit! Mystique! Even Professor X! Cool, bold names. Jean fucking Grey?! It’s like a condom in a porn movie. How hung over was Stan Liebowitz when he came up with that afterbirth monicker? Even Earl Grey (tea) is more scintillating. It has “Earl” in it. Jean?! Fucking Jean?! Combined with the most boring color on Earth?! If I were the most powerful entity in the galaxy (and only an atheist would believe that to be so) the first thing I would do would be to change my name. Maybe Roxie Thunderpussy! Now, THERE’S a name to conjure with!
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