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This looks like an abortion...

posted 5 years ago by jcdugger (379)
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...God, do these guys look old! And somehow they still have basically the same outfits as 30 years ago. This has the looks of one of the worst movies of all time.

I asked my local theater manager..."How many seats are left for the Jay and Silent Bob Reboot"...and he answered "All of them!"

I then asked..."What time does it start?"...he answered "What time can you get here?!" :)

Is anybody actually planning on going to see this?

[–] Ticket41 (68) 5 years ago

You just made up an entire bit about you talking to your local theater manager in order to make fun of a movie that's just making fun of itself.

[–] Roguemail (1614) 5 years ago

Yeah...the old jokes are the best, eh?

[–] FilmBuff (7272) 5 years ago

I only learned just now that it comes out tomorrow. The theater near me is already sold out. I expanded my search, and found one seat left a few cities over, so I'll see it there. Clearly I'm not the only one who wants to see this.

[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

I might check it out.

[–] Kowalski (76337) 5 years ago

YOU'RE EITHER RIDING WITH KEVIN SMITH OR YOU CAN GO SHOVE YOUR LITTLE WEINER IN A LIGHT SOCKET...SNOOTCH TO THE MOTHER FUCKING NOOTCH.

[–] DracTarashV2 (4493) 5 years ago

Expect Jay & Silent Bob to knock on your door soon.

I mean, in the age of social media they probably can’t go around kicking everyone’s ass. But the asses of those making up theater stories? Oh they coming!
:-D