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Not a single straight male here would turn Zegler down.


Fact.

She won’t be asking though. Probably why you are all raging.

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I took a dump in my teacher’s desk drawer the other day.


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The person drawing your teacher’s desk should be honoured.

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Is that a euphemism?

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For the sake of all involved or potentially involved, let’s say that it is.


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classic prank

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I think you're overreacting. Yes, we would turn Zegler down, because she's crazy. I suggest you take a look at this comedic (though very accurate) video about the hot/crazy matrix:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pInk1rV2VEg

No, based purely on looks alone, we wouldn't turn Zegler down. She's objectively attractive, at least physically. No argument there. If physical attractiveness were all that mattered, no, we wouldn't kick her out of bed.

That said, there are a two key things non-SJW's are asserting that you seem to be trying to refute, and I am going to defend them. 1) Zegler is a toxic, spoiled, entitled, woke SJW, and this is a huge turn off. Personality matters. If she's crazy (and for most of us, that includes woke), no amount of hotmess is worth the trouble. 2) Rachel Zegler isn't that hot. She's pretty, but no more than that. It is laughable that Gal Gadot's evil queen would be threatened by the Rachel Zegler version of Snow White's looks -- Rachel Zegler is pretty; Gal Gadot is drop dead gorgeous. Seriously:

https://images7.memedroid.com/images/UPLOADED775/64e390e402f82.jpeg

Sure, Rachel Zegler looks attractive. But "the fairest of them all"? No, and especially not compared to Gal Gadot.

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No crazy person makes it as a successful actress.
A ‘crazy’ person wouldn’t be able to follow any direction whatsoever and yet she has acted in many films.
Not to mention enduring countless press junkets.

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Sigh... My God people take terms much too literally.

This is nitpicking and you know it. We call people "crazy" all the time for behavior that is not "clinically insane, this person needs to be committed" level behavior, and you know it. Ever hear of Amber Heard? Does shitting on your ex's bed sound like normal behavior to you? It's the kind of thing where people say "damn, that bitch is crazy!" It's probably something you would call crazy. Because most people understand that level of anger, and that serious a lack of impulse control is not normal, and "crazy" is a convenient and oft-used term to denote it. It's the kind of behavior no rational person wants to put up with.

This is the kind of "crazy" referred to in that video to which I linked, and the kind of crazy I think Zegler embodies: not actual, certifiable, mental health issues, but extreme levels of arrogance, entitlement, extreme anger issues, expressed in, oh... say, wishing half the country to "never know peace," etc.

None of this is certifiable mental illness, but definitely falls into the colloquial, informal, popular use understanding of crazy. I stand by my remarks.

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"...successful actress"? 3 flops in a row?

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1) vast majority of movie viewing audience don't watch in-theater. nobody is obsessed with box office returns, outside of dopey box office nerd circles
2) every time just about any movie comes out, the same predictable sheep label it a flop. as such there must be less than half dozen non flops per year 🤔. so.... want normal people to believe there's only a handful "successful actors" in the entire movie industry..? not gonna happen 😑

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oh and
3) how dare you insult our People's Choice 2024, Action Movie Star of the Year? 😡🗯🗯🗯

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ridiculous picture comparisons dont help your case

https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.mIW0fJ-aiy1-EhbMONNAyAAAAA?rs=1&pid=ImgDetMain

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https://celebmafia.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/rachel-zegler-02-22-2022-2_thumbnail.jpg
https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.3ZTly7gBX78PfrbMBPmeaQHaHa?rs=1&pid=ImgDetMain
https://celebmafia.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/rachel-zegler-west-side-story-premiere-in-ny-8.jpg
https://celebmafia.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/rachel-zegler-12-09-2020-2.jpg
https://celebmafia.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/rachel-zegler-12-22-2020-1.jpg
https://celebmafia.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/rachel-zegler-10-12-2021-7.jpg
https://celebmafia.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/11/rachel-zegler-11-09-2023-4.jpg

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Yep Zegler is prettier than Gal as far as i’m concerned and the people whinging here would say yes to any of them without a second thought anyway.

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You’re insane

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They help it just fine. You deliberately sought out a bad picture of Gal Gadot -- everyone has bad pictures -- and then also cherry picked the hottest photos of Zegler you could find. The image I posted was a meme that's been sailing around the internet for months, and features a glamour shot of Gadot, and a publicity photo of Zegler from the Snow White movie, a much more even, apples to apples comparison, and if you look at the facial features -- eyes, nose, shape of mouth, fullness of lips, etc.... Yeah, my point stands just fine. Most people are going to tell you they find Gadot much more attractive. Sure, there are going to be a few exceptions, because beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but most people will definitely favor Gadot.

Nice try though.

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uhhhhhhhhhhhhh you actually claim that your meme picture is not deliberately a bad picture of Zegler? of all the "publicity photos" of Snow White, that is actually the best publicity photo you could find for an even handed comparison? 🤔

i can agree that she's been made to look like shit in the movie from what we see so far, but even I can get a much better still from the trailer
https://youtu.be/iV46TJKL8cU?t=113

sort of irrelevant anyway since the Singapore trailer already has the mirror stating that her Snow White's beauty grows from "deep within" such that "she's as pure as snow"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsSoo5K8CpA

not just the physical angle

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uhhhhhhhhhhhhh you actually claim that your meme picture is not deliberately a bad picture of Zegler? of all the "publicity photos" of Snow White, that is actually the best publicity photo you could find for an even handed comparison?


It's not my photo. I didn't take it, the studio did. I also didn't select it for that meme, which has been floating around the internet for months now.

i can agree that she's been made to look like shit in the movie from what we see so far, but even I can get a much better still from the trailer


See above, and she still doesn't look as good as Gal Gadot. I don't think so, and I don't believe most other people think so.

sort of irrelevant anyway since the Singapore trailer already has the mirror stating that her Snow White's beauty grows from "deep within"...


As Jim Carrey said in Liar, Liar: "that's just something ugly people say."

...such that "she's as pure as snow"


But that's not why she was named that in the original legend. And as I have said, people are getting a little fed up with this trend of swapping out long-established, popular characters with "diversity" replacements. Especially since it's exclusively a one-way traffic.

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It's not my photo. I didn't take it, the studio did. I also didn't select it for that meme, which has been floating around the internet for months now.


the studio didn't make the comparison picture. the meme creators didn't make you use it in furtherance of an example. gotta take responsibility for your actions

See above, and she still doesn't look as good as Gal Gadot. I don't think so, and I don't believe most other people think so.


"still"? gal gadot without makeup vs all dolled up 16 years younger rachel zegler, and "most people", um yeah dude, i can only suspend so much disbelief.

As Jim Carrey said in Liar, Liar: "that's just something ugly people say."

but irrelevant. and it's in the 2024 movie now

But that's not why she was named...


i think we now get at the heart of why you want all of this to true: disagreement over the remake. ok but taking out all the angst on poor innocent sexy hot zegler.... so unfair 😿💔 gonna need another song number to cheer me up 🎶🎙🙃 https://youtu.be/C-lTupx-e2E

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the studio didn't make the comparison picture. the meme creators didn't make you use it in furtherance of an example. gotta take responsibility for your actions


Don't be obtuse. I never said the studio created the comparison meme. They did take the original still of Zegler, which someone must have thought adequately showcased her looks. Someone else then put it by one of Gadot, and Gadot looks better in those two comparable images.

"still"? gal gadot without makeup vs all dolled up 16 years younger rachel zegler, and "most people", um yeah dude, i can only suspend so much disbelief.


Again, don't be obtuse. As I already, said if you look past changeable things like age, lighting, makeup, etc. and look at the facial features -- eyes, nose, shape of mouth, fullness of lips, etc. -- and compare both women at their peak, Gadot simply has a more classically beautiful, better proportioned face, and most people would think so.

but irrelevant. and it's in the 2024 movie now


It's not irrelevant. I don't care if it's in the 2024 movie now. The 2024 movie is a product of 2024, woke as fuck Disney, who has been churning out one craptastic bomb after another these last several years, because they are focused on pushing an agenda instead of entertaining audiences.

i think we now get at the heart of why you want all of this to true: disagreement over the remake. ok but taking out all the angst on poor innocent sexy hot zegler.


For the third time. Don't. Be. Obtuse. In my OP I openly admitted Rachel Zegler is quite physically attractive. I never said otherwise. And spare me the "innocent" part, she's far from it. She's opened her yap on several occasions and created PR problems for the movie. And don't pretend you can read my mind. It is possible to have many complaints about a film. The DEI crap is only one.

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which someone must have thought adequately showcased her looks

presumptuous. yet oddly she doesn't actually look like that in any of the actual movie footage so far (same with evil queen) yet you still think it's a proper comparison today 🤔. maybe you can at least update the meme to be actually more relevant now? i only ask because such an exercise will make it much clearer (to you) that you are the one deliberately choosing photos for your comparison purposes

..compare both women at their peak, Gadot simply has ..

I don't know what this means. 1) both are beautiful. you can't describe what "most people would think". whatever evidence you've convinced yourself exists to make that claim i'm absolutely certain it's on par with like 19th century 'phrenology' pseudoscience. and with that in mind, is zegler's nose positioned as a certain angle (that you've so graciously meticulously measured for us) that "science" has determined "most people" decide is (self-evidently?) forever "relatively less beautiful" or what? you're already digging your own grave here (after describing what "most people" think, you've already jumped into said grave head first, at the outset) 2) i can see why you want the goal post to be placed at "peak" comparisons, rather than real life. i know that you know that age and beauty are related so try not to be so obvious. i intend only to compare 16 years younger modern day Zegler to modern day Gadot under equally charitable conditions...only because I intend to be fair.

..everything else you unfairly punish zegler for

well you want to add even more subjectivity bringing up extraneous things: personality, DEI, woke, etc. nope i don't bite. but OOH 🤔 good opportunity to instead bring up relevant things related to beauty like: body! 4 children birthed now at age 39 vs prime childless Zegler 🥰 Fun! "..NO! PEAK ONLY, PLEASE!😨"

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bet she has a super hairy crack.

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her crack is pure minted smooth drip of fine silk lavender

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Funny that you tried hard to find the most unflattering image of Gal Gadot, yet she still looks absolutely stunning.

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hey man i aint no magician 🤷‍♂️ 😁. she is/was a professional model.. she does not allow herself to get photographed looking like shit. if she has to get her prescription at the pharmacy trust she's dolling up.

and "tried hard" is really stretching it.. it was like maybe minute or two on search 😄

..and well.. i just tried another minute or two for some paparazzi photos and nope.. looks like a total pro
she will not be sydney sweeny'd!

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You’re an idiot, stay away from women

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You're an asshole. Stay away from everyone.

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😁👍

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She's too short for me and kind of a bitch.

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I’d bend her over a bed and ride her like an epileptic during an earthquake.

She definitely has a better body than the flat-chested, anorexic Gal Gadot.

And a BJ would definitely shut her up.

Dammit.

Now I have a boner.

But what does that have to do with her moronic rambling before making this film and the fact that this film is just more unwanted wokesploitation?

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You’re fucking disgusting holy shit stay single

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> You’re fucking disgusting holy shit

The OP commented about guys banging Zegler and you’re pissing your panties because I answered?

No surprise considering your ID… Dainty.

>stay single

Too late.

And I propagated. 😄

Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!

Boner!!!

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Too many low iq whites like you reproduce, probably a deadbeat

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Hell, you’re probably one of my kids.

Ask your mom.

I got around a lot (wink, wink) before settling down.

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Aside from skin color you and I have nothing in common

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I sure hope not.

But you may change your attitude once you hit puberty.

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If she were gagged and couldn’t talk you’re right I wouldn’t turn her down.

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I'm straight (regardless of what you're probably going to say in response), and I wouldn't touch her if she was the last female on earth and was begging for my cock. I'd rather jerk off the rest of my life than contaminate myself with her taint. I don't find her physically attractive, and her personality is repellant.

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straight also, and although, YES, I would not choose to mess with her at all.... IF she was the last female, I'd go ahead and change that course for the sake of humanity

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Yikes.

A planet full of Zegler descendants?

Who at some point would have to have incestual relations to continue populating the Earth?

That means in the future the planet would be covered with slobbering idiots even dumber than her.

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I think that population exists right now :D

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Dumber than her?

No. 😄

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Wow.

With an attitude like that I’d never have made it through college.

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No, she's looks like an uglier brown version of Emilia Clarke when she smiles and is also a massively obnoxious cunt, you people with low standards are welcome to her.

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Just realised who is commenting, zero surprise you hate her after she said fuck Trump and his supporters.

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Not a counterpoint.

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She’s based but not attractive

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