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‘Shape of Water’ Dildo Sales Surge Over Oscars Weekend (Exclusive)

posted 7 years ago by Satan2016 (25577)
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Fish Dick jokes welcome!

https://www.thewrap.com/shape-of-water-dildo-sex-toy-sales-surge-oscars/

XenoCat Artifacts, creators of the sex toy inspired by Amphibian Man, saw the dildos fly off their Etsy shelf over Academy Awards weekend. The sculptor, who goes by “Ere” had posted 28 more Fish-Man dildos on March 3, the day before the Oscars. They were all gone in about as much time as Jimmy Kimmel’s Chinese Theater gag last night lasted.

https://www.thewrap.com/the-shape-of-water-dildo-amphibian-man-asset-movie/

And we know you’re wondering, so we asked: The medium dildo is 7 and-a-half inches in length, 7 inches of which are “insertable.” It has a 6-inch circumference around at its widest point. The small is 6 inches long, 5 inches of which are insertable. That one has a 4 and-a-half inch circumference.

[–] Interlepos (1808) 7 years ago

Does Guillermo have a take in this?

[–] deputydev (3) 7 years ago

...but does it emerge out of an unforeseen cavity like magic?

[–] tom8 (3119) 7 years ago

and jimmy kimmel purchased 70% of them

[–] whynotwriteme (7725) 7 years ago

He wears them out at the rate of two per week.