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I tried having intimate relations with a sapient carp the other day...

posted 7 years ago by rootvegetables (1700)
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Slippery sucker got away from me, but I think it was just playing hard to bait.
Don't you dare judge me (or the carp) or I will hashtag you to death.

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[–] catsidhe (1649) 7 years ago

Perfect plaice for this kind of joke!

[–] rootvegetables (1700) 7 years ago

#eel_too.

[–] [deleted] 7 years ago

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[–] pbt (113) 7 years ago

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[–] rootvegetables (1700) 7 years ago

Baiters gonna bait.

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[–] charliekelly (1018) 7 years ago

Hey, don't let THE MAN define you and keep you down, CARPe diem. Huh? Anyone? Is this thing on?

[–] rootvegetables (1700) 7 years ago

Of course it's on. That joke was a real barnacle burner.

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