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Just a terrible movie and they even ruined Charlie


So this movie just seemed like an estrogen filled mishap. There are 2 stick like women who are like 5'3" and maybe 110lb-115lb and they're easily beating up guys who are 5'11"-6'2" and 180lb to 220lb which makes absolutely no sense.

All the males in this movie seem just....useless or evil or need the angels to come rescue them. The amount of people of various ethnicities or backgrounds or types seems honestly improbable given the small amount of people.

Bosley was a guy and Bill Murray did a fine enough job. How did it become Elizabeth Banks?

At least the leader/creator of the angels is a guy named Charles Townse... wtf... so Charlie's not even a guy now but some old lady who's using a voice changes to sound like Charlie? WTF is this shit?

This movie had bad acting, bad plot, bad dialogs, poor execution, poor villains and bad directing.

Kristen Stewart and the tech chick are very beautiful girls but Kristen Stewart's made to look...odd and un-feminine which is a poor choice imo. It would be more believable that a thin pretty woman like Stewart can use her wiles and charms to take out guards in other ways to an extent like the opening without needing to make women physically try impossible to win fights against trained guards or just regular men. I think one punch from any guy, even old Patrick Stewart, would have knocked these women into unconsciousness and make then flail around like ragdolls.

The action was also cut to make the women seem like they're beating up guys but that wasn't how it was filmed in a nice flow like in many Asian movies. That totally ruined the immersion into any action for a movie that's supposed to be about action.

Overall, it was a terrible dud and a waste of my time and I'm shocked everyone is turned female from Bosley to even Charlie. I thought it made no sense (like you can't make 007 female nor can you make Ironman female or Superman female or Jack Reacher female).
Just make female oriented characters that are more believable like say Lara Croft which was actually way more believable and enjoyable as she uses guns which evens it between anyone opposed to beating bigger guys which is senseless.

I would rate this movie a 2.5/10

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