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Remake NOBODY asked for is bombing. Gosh, I wonder why?

posted 5 years ago by ReelReviews14 (1220)
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HOLLYWOOD: Hey, wanna see ANOTHER remake of Charlie's Angels? EXCITING, RIGHT?!

AUDIENCES: Again? Didn't you JUST remake it in 2011? No thanks.

HOLLYWOOD: But it's gonna be a BIG BUDGET MOVIE this time!!!! GREENLIT!!!!

AUDIENCES: Ummmm... yeah you already did that too, with Cameron Diaz, Drew Barrymore, and Lucy Liu. And that in the 2000s as well. Please stop.

HOLLYWOOD: But this time we got SIR PATRICK STEWART as BOSLEY!!! NOW you're psyched for the movie, YESSSSSS???

AUDIENCES: Look, the ONLY reason people even watched the original 70s version was Farrah Fawcett. Got it? The concept wasn't even that interesting to begin with. Stop wasting Patrick Stewart's talent on trash like this.

HOLLYWOOD: But THIS version is gonna be all modern and hip and feminist enpowering and inspire young girls to--

AUDIENCES: SHUT UP ALREADY!!!!

[–] Threadkiller (3080) 5 years ago

That's pretty much the crux of it. It's a reboot nobody wanted or asked for. Also Kristen Stewart is box office poison despite Hollyweird shoving her down audience's throats.

Despite the anti sjw, "Go woke go broke" parrots insistence, It mainly failed because it was mediocre crap without any star power to draw audiences.

[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

Producer: Hey let's do another Charlie's Angel's film. Original girl power right? They can't claim we are replacing men with chicks, yeah?

Hollyweird: That's right! And we're going to cast 3 hot chicks yeah? Like the TV series?

Producer: No way man, hot chicks are out! We gonna cast 3 chicks you wouldn't fuck even if they bought you drinks all night. AND two of them at least are gonna be lesbians! It's all the rage, man!

Hollyweird: Wow, you're with the times and oh so edgy, this is gonna be huge!

[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

And when people criticize it we're going to just call them sexist and intimidated by strong women. It worked for Ghostbusters 2016!