Time for a new federal law
Congress needs to pass the following law ASAP:
1) Hollywood film studios are hereby PROHIBITED from remaking a movie that they previously remade less than a decade ago.
2) Changing the title of the movie to something else, or claiming it is a "Reboot" instead of a "remake" to get around this ban shall NOT be allowed
3) Waivers may be granted on an individual basis only, if the filmmaker can demonstrate beyond a reasonable doubt that the previous remake was a terrible adaptation and/or completely sucked.
4) Congress shall have the power to enforce this law through appropriate legislation.