How Dunkirk should have ended (posit your ideas)

Scenes of Brits rejoicing
Soldiers meeting their families, reuniting, crying

Narrator saying "And this is how Hitler lost World War 2…"

Nazis talking to each other and saying how Hitler is an idiot…

Hitler throwing a tantrum and then proceeds to say, "That's it! Put more jews in the concentration camp!"

Scenes of Russians laughing at British cowardice…

CG Winston Churchill delivering a speech, congratulating the nation, and saying ominous words to Hitler and Germany



Meanwhile…


Merlin shows up somewhere… he is seen rejoicing and laughing


Then King Arthur is shown standing on a hill somewhere, with his legendary sword, and him smirking…



Tom Hardy is sent to the concentration camp


Cillian Murphy kills himself


Obligatory Harry Styles and Fionn Whitehead gay sex scene


all the famous Britishers of the past coming out of their graves, just to celebrate…


Then Jesus is shown at the end, smiling at Britain, showing anger towards the Germans…