The boyfriend was a sappy lunkhead
Babe can I pleeease keep one sock in your drawer and call you my girlfriend wait don't reply it doesn't matter what you say because I won't take no for an answer and will bring the topic up constantly to whine about it for the next week. oh and by the way I don't know any of your family members, but let me give you my opinion on how you're handling your relationships with them based on my experience sitting in a car outside their house. also I am SO obsessed with you and keeping my dirty a$s crew sock in your haunted apartment that I'll spend ALL my time with you and gladly spend the night with your off-the-meds mother in her creepy as$ house, even though there's a verified malevolent paranormal entity haunting your whole family!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1:&2.,/'"(-,
your tone seems very pointed right now.