If not, I'm not interested.
Sad when Caligula has a meatier plot than a movie with a cast like this. Whatever you are, be a good one.
Do you really want to see a naked 71 year old woman?
I'd rather see Helen Mirren naked for 2 hours than this piece of schlock. My name is Darth Jar Jar. Master of the Drunken Force technique. All of you will be my slaves.