I'm dressing up as Christian Grey for Halloween

In a couple of weeks, I will be trick or treating in my Christian Grey costume. I've already coordinated with the local store here, and they're going to give me custom-made handcuffs, a whip, chains, rope, and a temporary tattoo on my forehead that says, "I'm a pervert and like to abuse women."

I'm also going to be handing out contracts to women, asking them to sign and whether they're open to bladder control torture and being strapped in a harness in a sex chamber. And also hog-tied and wearing masks, as well as nipple clamps.

Hey isundling, do you want to bring your kids along to trick or treat with me? Of course, the only problem is that there are women like isundling that read these dumb books over and over again, so she might get the wrong idea and throw herself upon me (she's attracted to men like Christian Grey). She'll beg me to take her to the sex dungeon, where she can also find whip cream panties, copious amounts (and diverse amounts) of sex toys. customized leather whipping benches, and more. But I hate to say it--I'm only dressing up as the character; I don't play him in real life, isundling.

But as always, you and Mya are still my dears ;) Let's keep the discussions going!

And wow, I did see the trailer, and it looks pretty bad. (That's not necessarily a knock against the movie, as a lot of first teaser trailers are awful.) But I'm sure there will be a much better trailer soon and--you're right--it will surely make a ton of money! The movie will likely suck, though, just like the first one, and we'll be debating it until the next one.

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading!