Uh oh Isundling, I may be heading to Houston!

Isundling, wow, I can't believe this, but my family just said that if the Detroit Lions somehow make it to the Super Bowl, we're going. And guess what? It's in Houston this year. Amazingly--for whatever g****mn reason--they managed to win today and are winning their division.

But here's the thing: I *beep* hate the Lions. They're the bane of my existence. I would only want to go to the Super Bowl if Tom Brady and New England is there. Thus, I'm coming to Houston and plan to stay with you in early Feb, but you're going to need to turn your garage into a Patriots tailgating shrine before I get there. Is that going to be a problem? Also, how are your neighbors? Is it okay if we were to have a New England-themed fireworks show in your yard/street the Saturday night before the game? Lastly, do you have at least three extra Brady jerseys (or Gronk or Edelman would be fine too) that my friends could borrow?

You can just PM me your address. Also, is it okay if I bring Mya?

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading!