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Can I see this if I'm an aspiring priest?


I just joined the Church of John here in Florida. And am in training to become their next priest (I trust that they won't find out about my travails with Sister Julia in the chancel, but that only happened a few dozen times when hardly no one was there anyways, and plus: we paid off the janitor who caught us using the toy cross as a dildo on two different occasions, so we won't hear from him).

So is FSD going to be off-limits for me as an aspiring priest such as myself? Would I be able to reference it in my future sermons? Does Ana have anal sex or anything like that? I've heard that this movie will be controversial, but I often quote James 2:14 which is also controversial. I don't understand why this movie should be off-limits for me.

Can you guys tell me more about this before the release date, so I can make a determination as to whether I should see it?

Thanks!

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading!

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Good one

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Thanks for the laugh. I needed that today.

So, who got the toy cross used on them? You, Sister Julia or the janitor (is THAT why you won't hear from him anymore???)

I suggest you show both movies (and the third when it comes out) to your congregation. Not only is the acting painfully bad, but the two leads lack any chemistry. It will surely turn everyone off of sex on a permanent basis.

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True, maybe I'll hold some special screenings.

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading!

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