As dumb as an inbred cocker spaniel
Clever puns so you know what that means?
The Fifty Shades Darker reviews are arriving!!
https://filmink.com.au/reviews/fifty-shades-darker/
You know me, I love my puns--and links!
But I'll need a hot cup of tea to get me through another annoying abundance of adjectives that I'm sure it will be littered with to go with my puns. Let's see if this one can top Variety's.
~Keep some room in your heart for the unimaginable~
Fifty Shades Darker is an ordeal to watch not because of its gothic eroticism but because of its utter blandness.
the film plays like an un-asked-for collaboration between the Hallmark and Playboy Channels.
Only Donald Trump is more shameless when it comes to the 24/7 flaunting of great wealth and poor taste.
Last one is my fave, he sure does like to talk a lot about how rich he is! share
I only read a couple reviews last night, but did you happen to see any reviews which praised or downgraded the actual performances? Everything seems to be aimed at Fifty itself, rather than Jamie or Dakota.
Because we knew these would get bad reviews. It's almost guaranteed, unless they sailed way off course from the books and created real characters, with real problems, that people actually can relate to.
~Keep some room in your heart for the unimaginable~