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The inevitable success of this movie is proof that people are idiots.

posted 8 years ago by chupachupp
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Seriously. The "plot" is something that a 14 year old girl who just discovered what sex is could think of in one night and the acting and pacing of the movie is so dull and lifeless. Yet, idiots will flock to this giant turd like it's some life changing experience. Sad state of affairs when piles of *beep* like this makes $100 million, yet smaller, quality stuff like The Raid 2, Boyhood, any foreign film, etc. rakes in pennies.

I would be embarrassed to see this in theaters.

[–] digitaldiva 8 years ago

Since you're so knowledgeable about the movie, chupachupp, I assume you must have plunked down your hard-earned cash to see it. Why? Please don't tell me you're an idiot?

[–] lensue88 8 years ago

The movie that seems to anger more people who don't see it!

[–] digitaldiva 8 years ago

It sure does, lensue88. Why would a rational person waste their time complaining about a movie they've never seen and don't plan to see?

[–] stacy0912 8 years ago

Maybe they've blown up their date for Friday night and have nothing left to do until ma brings their frozen dinner down?

~Keep some room in your heart for the unimaginable~

[–] digitaldiva 8 years ago

You've got it, Ms. Stacy. Of course, they could take some time to wipe the Dorito dust off their fingers. I'm sure ma would appreciate it.

[–] isundling 8 years ago

Oh my...I am so going to miss you two...enjoyed all the quips..see ya..

[–] VGsam 8 years ago

Yup! Kinda like super hero films and the one million mindless sequels they produce!

[–] larosat 8 years ago

Except superhero movies are you know.............entertaining and don't destroy brain cells in the process.

[–] isundling 8 years ago

Says who?..and besides, I like both...so what?

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[–] patrick_bateman_90029 8 years ago

There's honestly much worse than the "Fifty Shades" franchise to use as proof that civilazation has taken a step or two backwards regarding culture. Not to say the stories are actually good, but the films do have their pluses - Dakota Johnson's performances, the people working behind the scenes and the soundtracks and there's even the occasional moment that actually proves to be justifiably steamy and not just "Ooh, look at me, I'm provocatively sexy just for the sake of provocatively sexy" - that make them worth the two hours.

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