Best portrayal!!!!!

I know, friend. It is kill or be killed in there. I once went to an NFL game, a few years back, where in the bathroom at halftime I witnessed something tragic. It was a drunk father crouched over behind his maybe... 5 year old son at the kiddie urinal screaming, "YOU SAID YOU HAD TO PISS!!! NOW F-ING PISS YOU LITTLE SH!T!!! I'M MISSING THE GAME FOR THIS!!! NOW PISS!!!"

Normally, I only visit the restroom at halftime, but I was having stomach trouble that day. As you know... restrooms at halftime at a stadium are often louder than a concert hall... but this day I went in during the 2nd quarter... so there was like 4 other people in there witnessing this "Father of the year".

You just know that kid is going to grow up to have some kind of anxiety disorder related to going in to public restrooms... a la George Costanza on Seinfeld did... and he won't be able to explain why, because it happened when he was so young that he probably represses the memory. 😓 Peace.




Never follow a hippie to a secondary location, Lemon.
-Jack Donaghy