Ideas for how it could ardoy Lost

1) Instead of a character who's suddenly able to walk, there's a guy who pretends to be handicapped.

2) No pregnant woman, just a chick who carries around a little dog.

3) Junkie musician is really just emo/poser/hipster.

4) The "doctor" is a pharmacist, chiropractor, or has a doctorate in something useless.

5) The fugitive is wanted for unpaid parking tickets.

6) The Asian couple both speak perfect English but their dialogue is subtitled anyway.

7) The "hatch" is a fridge in the fuselage that the big guy keeps trying to open.

8) The "bad boy" character is a fraud and a metrosexual. When nobody's looking, he's worried about ruining his manicure, and cries when he stubs his toe.

9) The analogous character for Jacob is not elusive. He's always hanging around but everybody ignores his cryptic words and thinks he's just another survivor.





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