Wow, what a terrible ending
I thought this was a good movie to watch while I was bored on my day off but then the ending took a watery, prune-induced poo on my face.
I'm a big fan of their leisurly group hugged stride to the house.
"Sun's up, kids. They won't be back because dogs explode when exposed to sunlight. Climb off the only secure location on the farm to congratulate your mother's brilliant idea to hide from a dog by crawling under a car.
I'm sure the city will eventually find and hire a new police officer and send him our way."
DAUGHTER- "But dad, don't you want us to go get the phone from the house?"
MOM- "What are you, stupid? Don't you remember when that first dog tried to get into the house? The phone was so surprised by the gun shot, it tapped into a phone's natural instincts and killed itself."
SON- "Don't you guys want to know why I was stealing bullets and hiding them in the above ground tunnel/maze?"
EVERYONE- "Nope!"