I know, right?! I was thinking the same thing. I mean, clearly these wolves are 'roided out and butthurt over something. They can break windows (guess they found a rock pile), and manage to get into the house somehow and no one noticed (either I missed something, or the sweet little pups found the spare key under the welcome mat). And yet, dear Ma in all her wisdom decides to hide her kids behind the flimsiest set of pantry doors I've ever seen. Not only did they have slats that you could be seen through (pretty sure all of the wolves came equipped with eyeballs), but the doors didn't lock. "Sorry honey, I'm gonna hog the knives for myself. But you can probably find a few cans of beans in your Ft. Knox-like hidey hole to throw at these pissed off wolves that have super strength!"
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