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They make the cat into a gangster


I have seen the trailer but what is a "gangster cat"?

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A cat with a doo rag duh!

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a cool cat that will bust a cap in yo ass

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A gangster cat is a cat who steals your bacon and threatens you with his paws when you want to take it back. They are always armed and always plotting their next move. In the morning, while you are still asleep, they often make you an offer you can't refuse: wake up and feed da kitteh, or face the consequences. Gangster cats hide in plain sight and are often charming. Many are better known by their nick names, such as 'Fluffy', 'Lucky Luciano' or 'Mittens'. They are also unpredicatable and may strike unannounced at any moment. Most gangster cats have a bad temper. Do not rub them the wrong way. Just do as they tell you and no one gets hurt.

The life(s) of some of the most notorious gangster cats have been turned into movies. The best-known of these is Goodfelines.
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Korrel that post made me laugh till I cried holy *beep* that was funny.

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It's that thug life son. You gotta get 'em early.

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Is it supposed to be a ganster car? lol

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Gangsta cats may look soft and fluffy, but they claw their way to the top. They also deal their drugs by the litter. The ladies better watch out too, because they will paw you in the most adorable way, after all, they always get some tail. At least, that is what has been purrported to me.

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