Homosexual undertones?

"Homosexual undertones?"


What???

There had BETTER not be! I'll be quite angry and disgusted if there are. That is unacceptable!

Those saucy gays sure do seem intent on infusing all matter of content with their vile and subversive agenda. This will not stand!

Not even a week ago, at a pottery class I was taking, one of those gays attempted to make a scene, and right before we applied the glaze, no less. I was livid. Why must they always hijack attention at every given opportunity? Gosh they're weird! Very predictable too. And let's not forget annoying and obnoxious! Flouncing around with their rubbery wrists, silly lisps, and overly-tight shorts. Oh, and speaking of shorts...

I remember one time, at camp, a friend and I were alone in a rowboat one evening, talking about our feelings about, well, all sorts of things actually. It was going so well. But right in the middle of it, the emergency siren went off. It was to alert everyone that a camper was missing. Well, it turns out he was only like 100 yards away, throwing a drama-queen fit. He was a bhatty-boy, you see, and insisted on wearing what appeared to be women's shorts. He had left the cabin to go pout, because someone said something about his shorts, and he threw a womanly tantrum. Who does that? I'll never forget that incident, it ruined our lovely evening on the boat. We were forced to row back to shore and get dressed because of the supposedly missing kid.

Another time, I was at a bath-house with a bunch of my closest pals, and one of those homosexuals attempted to enter the tub that my pal Frenchy and I were luxuriating in. What was he thinking? It was clearly one of the smaller tubs, made for just two men, and yet he seemed intent upon squeezing in. Well, we certainly gave him a piece of our minds. I mean, cmon. It's hard to enjoy a massage, in a bath-house, with your best buddies, with those gays trying to ruin all the fun. They are just so full of themselves.

There is another good story too, from when I was in the Navy, but I've just run out of time, I have guests coming tonight and I have to start the quiche.

So in conclusion, enough with the homo stuff, Hollywood! We don't need it, like it, or want it!

Also, it's a sin!



God Bless you all, every one!










(...cept them dirty mud peoples, who don't believe in our lord and savior, Jesus H Christ!)