Sex appeal sells. And it's not easy being an action reporter when you're out of shape.

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She did get fat in the Archie comics once and in the 87 series.

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But it doesn't sell. That's why it only happened once lol

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Ermm, no she didn't. In any TMNT incarnation, really.


"DO NOT WRECK THIS GIGANTIC DOOM."
http://astrolupine.tumblr.com

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If she gets fat, it will be something like violets inflation in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. She might get fat but.

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Personally I think she just needs to go on vacation and send the Turtles a postcard while she's away for/from a third film.

These Turtles don't even know April, they randomly know Megan Fox who has somehow not blown their cover yet with her celebrity.

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Fat April is the best

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