Well shot garbage.

The film had a good premise but a terrible script. Some scenes were so bad that I felt insulted for being asked to watch them. There are no characters. Only plot devices. Bacon does reasonably well with a character that's never explained to him. Shea Whigham probably gives the best performance as Man. The kids have to be the 2 biggest idiots I've seen outside of a slapstick comedy. I remember doing dumb stuff when I was young, but I don't recall ever being that much of a moron. I was hoping for both of them to die by the end.

I'd praise the director for how the movie looked, but all that really showed was how good of a memory he has for other films. Screw this movie.

3/10


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