Suggestions to Disney on how to further ruin the SW franchise

2. In all OT scenes with Palpatine, he'll have cgi'ed orange hair.

3. Extra scene in ESB:

A cgi Lando is in bed with a cgi Lobot, when a voice on the intercom alerts them of the Millennium Falcon's arrival.

Dying Adam Driver’s hair orange and cutting it shorter and putting it up in a side part pompadour...so he no longer looks like an extremely ugly version of Keanu Reeves.

This thread seemed fun and I came in to contribute ... but then politics.
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Tusken Raiders will no longer be referred to as Sand People, but rather as A Group of Noble Freedom Fighters.

Amy Schumer scolding Jabba the Hut for having a scantily-clad slavegirl.

For shame! For shame, you sexist worm!

Followed shortly by Amy Schumer being thrown to the Rancor and eaten.

Followed shortly by the Rancor vomiting.

Princess Leia's holographic message changed to say. 'I don't need no help Kenobi'

Ben will help anyway. Stubborn sexist man.

Remaking the OT.... And not even casting Ewan McGregor as Obi-Wan.