A beautiful, sunny Memorial Day weekend caused the low box office. Next weekend will triple the numbers from last.
AND EVIL WILL RULE THE WORLD! AH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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You might not be excited for evil ruling the world, but I am! Shoggoths around every corner. The devil rising from Hell to torment us. The streets will be paved with hamburgers (with no cheese). And if you reply to this post, you will kick off everything by the number of your posts. AH-HAHAHAHAHAHA! The signs are all around us!
shareWas this post written by Abdul Alhazred the Mad Arab?
shareYes, but don't tell anyone. Everyone thinks I'm dead. I had to do an Elvis and fake my death because I just couldn't deal with constantly being hounded by my admirers. Everywhere I went, there were people wanting me to sign their human skin parchments or women ululating and throwing their hijabs at me.
shareNah, Abdul woulda drawn a pentagram and called Cthulu by singing βThe thing that should not beβ by Metallica.
π€ True story
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