WOMP RAT: A STAR WARS STORY
How could it be any worse than this?
Womp Rats are all transgender. Their genetics can be linked back to proto-life and it turns out that transgenderism is the true natural and everyone else is a perversion of life. They also have the most Midichlorians of any life form in the galaxy.
We will thrill to the 3 hour movie that proves that everyone should pay more taxes.
I'd pay to see Luke shoot down some Womp Rats in his T-16 Skyhopper back home.
shareThere's a droid - I'm sure he has a name - that appears in all three of the OT. He's on the sandcrawler, then on Cloud City, finally gets tortured to death in Jabba's palace. I want his back story.
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