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He used Rey's green bread and mixed it with some blue milk. Add porg to taste.

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Oh look... more mindless, painfully bland "humor" employed in vomiting up a failure of a parody thread. (emphasis on mindless)

Classic Harry! Keep up the forgettable peanut-gallery commentary there, bub. Try as hard as you can to stay relevant.

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What was that Spanners?

I couldn't hear you over my laughter at your hissy-fit!

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Wow, that bait sure pulled you in fast.

So, me mocking and copying your random hissy fit last night makes you laugh -- And you don't even realize you're laughing at yourself.

Oh Harry, once again you stumble face-first into pointing out your own flaws.

Thanks for being such a failure, as always. Thanks for making it so easy to show what a dullard you are!

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Hey man, you know I'm always here for you to project onto whilst discovering your own ineffable flaws and failings.

That's what good people do, there's no need for thanks and your continued diatribe is proof enough that I'm being effective.

I told you I'd educate you and you've come a long way, save for the odd bad day at your end, we'll make you into a proper member of society before your death - don't you worry me lad!

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So, which typical response did you decide against and backspace over in order to type this crap out instead?

You sure did take your time, yet you only repeated one of your most boring tactics.

I certainly wouldn't want to be what you consider proper: Sociopathic, stalking, trolling, obsessive little twit with no personality who pretends to be more than he is.

YAWN

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See!

That's the projection that we need! Something to get our teeth into.

So you see yourself as a sociopathic, stalking, trolling, obsessive little twit with no personality - good!

We can build on that!

Now, what's this about you deleting what you intend to say and trying to refine it into something else?

Allen Ginsberg insisted that impulse is truth, stick to what you want to say Spanners. Even if it is dross.

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Allen Ginsberg insisted that impulse is truth, stick to what you want to say Spanners. Even if it is dross.

So when you asked me if I raped someone this year yet, you were talking about yourself.

Okay, this just got dangerous. No wonder you're harping on projection so much.

I'm very much worried now. What's even worse is that your sociopathic tendencies and your desperate personality would very much fit with forcing yourself upon some poor woman.

What have you done, Harry?

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You know I have eye witnesses and archived accounts to back up my assertion that you volunteered this (And other things) to the community at large Spanners, don't you?

I haven't asked you if you raped anyone, I asked if you had done it [again] this year.

Big difference there.

I was asking if whatever cognitive process that drove you to admit taking part in drug dealing to, and the statutory rape thereof, a minor had resurfaced.

I was looking out after your best interests to make sure you kept that beast bottled up inside until I got through with our therapy sessions and corrected you Spanners.

It was an introduction to a new year and a new regime we'll be working on.

But I like your lack of trust, there was some time there when you had to go it alone. There's no point in feeling bad about failing to maintain that, it can be tiring I'm sure.

Now back onto that "Dangerous" thing you mentioned.

Why do you feel that is?

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Are these the ghosts of the Prometheus boards circa 2012 still battling it out 6 years later?

I do hope so.

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There is but one ghost Arghhhh, I'm seeking to exorcise it.

It needs to pass into the light, and it will.

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But wouldn't we miss him? Life is no fun without a foil.

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Yes, but in this case the foil is bacofoil and it is covering his head to stop the alien thought rays getting in!

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Well the aliens should count themselves lucky. Imagine if they could read his mind....?

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They truly see some alien things, that's fo' shizzle!

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You are both sad. move on to quality posts and let this one die plz.

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Take a ticket Vechters,

I'd recommend some tea while you wait. We've got some lovely rose petal tea with a hint of lemon if you fancy it.

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aww you got me, I love tea. Atleast make a quality shitpost while you are at it.

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Like tea Vechters, brewing takes time.

Lurk moar and see years of artistry at play.

Maybe you'll learn something. Maybe not?

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As long as you don't put your dick in my tea.

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No, I keep my dick for sandwiches and toothbrushes only.

Don't take a sandwich or leave your toothbrush in my bathroom and you should be OK Vechters 😊

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Sandwiches and toothbrushes. What made you decide to limit your dick to those two specific objects?

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It's not limited to those specific items. They are just the least controversial places for it to find themselves in for most folk (Steep learning curve on that one I can tell you!)

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A sandwich is a controversial place to place your dick in? you learn something new every day.

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I knew someone once who thought it was.

I asked around and it seems like most people agree with them.

Hence; don't take a sandwich from me if you don't like the taste of dick in there 😊

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duly noted

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Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!


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This isn't fighting.

I'm just defending a thread someone is trying to derail.

Pretty minor stuff at the end of the day.

Sort of like Spanners' intellectual worth.

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Okay then.


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