I interviewed Queen, former Princess Leia,a few weeks ago.

To plug the new STAR WARS epic, we said down and talked with Princess Layla and some of the cast

Me:
Hi, greetings from me, even though I'm just a sentence here.

Princess Layla:
Hi, just a sentence here.

So I take it that you wanna-I mean, want to-Afer all, I IS a princess.

I'll be glad to tell the seecrets and anything else you wanna know.


Me:
Well, I've, if you will pardon, always thought you hot, Miss Princess Leia.

Princess Layla:
(lol) Oh, don't be ashamed.

But one thing, Me:
It's MRS. QUEEN LEIA, maybe you listen to Eric Clapton and "Layla" much too much..:)

Me:
Ah!

Yes, QUEEN LEIA.

Anyway, have you had hots secretly for onme

Princess Layla, now forevermore Queen Leia:
Well, for ONE thing----------------it's "Secretly Having THE HOTS".

Yes, for C3PO, and sometimes even R2D2.

Me:
How was being in this for you, as you're much older.


Queen Leia:
Oh, I enjoy it, just a pity I don't get to wear my perenniallyu loved trademark pigtails, but hey, a princess's got to grow up, a queen's gotta grow up.

Me:
Yeah..like Anna becoming Elsa.

Queen Leia:
Ah..(finger up) but..they're virtually the same age.

I, have grown into someone way beautiful..

Me:
Yes, but I've always considered you hot,though (grabs her)

Queen Leia, now shocked:
Hey hey...Hans Solo, who's getting his own flick, can you same the same for yourself fucker, is married to me!

So, As a queen, even of, you I command you, put me down..

Me:
Sorry, but Han is divrocing and you now quote Jennifer Lawrence as "Tiffany" in 2012 in "Silver Linings PLAYbook".

Queen Leia:
Sorry, but (shrugs) I hoped I could win that Oscar, as Carrie Fisher,only I'm dead.

hey, hey, stop kissing me, hey, ...eh he..


Me:
Oh oh, she justy fell sleep..must have fallen in love..I can see Hans Solo getting the divorce,and with this sentence now finish this.

STAR WARS OH NOTHING BUT WARS DADADDA\
(sing to the tune of the Stars Wars theme by John Williams)