Hey, guys...
Just wanted to remind you that we’re here to help. No matter what your circumstance is, we just want to help. As a reminder, we’re here to help. We have all the walkie-talkies needed to help for hundreds of miles and the batteries never die. We have beer to show we’re blue collar folk. We’ll risk anything to help. We may get distracted at times looking at painted trees but rest assured we have your interest at heart. Our only weakness is naively being led into a trap by bad guys while trying to help. Turns out that gets a lot of folks killed but it doesn’t spoil our altruism...which we then celebrate with noodles beside a campfire. We’re good people, better than you even. What makes us better than you? Easy, it’s a sharpened barrel guard and lazy writers.
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