Movie should be made by the Coen Brothers
I loved The Room so much it's so bizarrely surreal with the roses, the football tradition, the scenes of San francisco, and the spoons! even the way how it was made in Greg Sestero's book was so comedic and gritty that I had an idea if they made a documentary Film about it would be like a Coen brothers movie!? That would be my traditional idea for an alternate film
and also for an ideal cast I suggest:
Mads Mikkelsen as Tommy Wiseau
Ryan Gosling as Greg Sestero
Charlize Theron as Lisa
Dane DeHaan as Denny
Oscar Isaac as Chris-R
Francis McDormand as Claudette
with
John Goodman, Steve Buscemi, and John Tuturro as crew member or friends