I was number 77


I wish i was first... of course.
But i look on the bright side, at least i wasn't 99 or 100 😊

But i do feel sorry for number 78.... i hadn't nutted in a month, and i felt about 5 pounds lighter afterwards. 😌

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She said 77 was the worst of the bunch and their penis was so small, she had to check the internet to see if it was a world record.

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Then why did i see her belly move with each thrust? Up near the ribs.... πŸ€”

Pretty sure the poor girl was just delirious......25 cm's ain't no joke.

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*2.5 cm. Those movements you describe are called breathing.

[Sloppy] seconding what samoanjoes said - I saw Lily's Instagram post about it. Although the post was later removed for causing suicide risk.

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nope.... she wasn't even breathing when i did her.
bitch is into that Erotic asphyxiation shit..... you know, like David carradine.


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β€œshe wasn't even breathing when i did her.”

So, necrophilia then.

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hey, it wasn't my idea! bitch a freak.

now she will do 1000 ....... i wonder what number i will be this time.πŸ€”

please don't be 999 or 1000...😩.. everything before that is gravy.πŸ€—

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Maybe you were 78 and are misremembering.

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no way man..... i still have the ticket!

77, double lucky 7 !

planning on framing it :-)

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What were you thinking when you first entered her? Maybe, "wow, this feels like a wet sponge with slime all over it".

Honestly, what was it like diving into that splooge covered cavern?

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Well, to be honest, i was mostly thinking about baseball..... and that it was my wife's birthday tomorrow.

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