Aren’t you happy to be back in Ameericky? Here’s a big plate of slop for you. Your favorite: Mayo Slop. We added corn this time, just how you like it.
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Poor thing. Having to deal with those smaller than XXXL portions.
shareI don't think that fool really has custody of her child - I think her sister does. I noticed when Nicole strapped on her feedbag, Little May was seated next to the sister and not her. If I had not seen my child in FIVE WEEKS, she'd be right on my lap.
shareI was thinking the same thing! If I hadn't seen my son, I'd kill anyone who got on my way of having that kid right next to me! Weird.
shareShe's a Danielle 2.0. Such as, the kid will eventually feel like the parent and the mom is the child. There's no clear leader or parent in the home, they're emotionally stunted and mentally challenged.
shareI wouldn't agree with that.
Danielle is so delusional that after all these years she still believes that Mohammad will (someday) be with her.
Nicole spent two weeks with Azan and she's already questioning everything. So she's already waaaaaaay ahead of Danielle.
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Intially, I disagreed with your response until I read to the end and realized where you took it. Lol. Nicole is a bit ahead of Danielle.
shareGood point. If the sister doesn't really have custody I bet she will in the future, it would be best for the kid in any case.
shareShe looks confused about what's on her fork. Probably because it's not a french fry.
shareMayo slop..oh my! Her mom was eating carrots but not a vegetable on Nicoles plate
shareI had ZERO respect for her as soon as i found out she left a 2-year-old at home while she chased some stranger around North Africa for FIVE WEEKS. Seriously- who does that when their child is at such a formative age? And then in her scene at the table back home when she's stuffing that big fat stereotypical chub chub noggin she goes and drops an f-bomb in front of her toddler-- so classy. She's a 22-year-old version of Danielle. And Azan is Mohammed redux. You don't have to be a body language expert to see that he is disgusted with Nicole. In the airport departure scene after he says his final "take care, honey" and she moves out of sight he turns heel sooo fast and wipes the caring look off his face INSTANTLY - replacing it with a total look of relief. It's awesome. By-the-way, Nicole, if you are reading this guess who else would really like it if you lost some weight? Your daughter, your doctor, all your future kids, the nurses and clinicians who have to do their job properly despite having 200 extra pounds of flesh to deal with when you have medical work that needs to be done, your family members would much rather see you thin and when they tell you different they are lying so as to not hurt your feelings, hell even everyone who has to sit next to you on a plane, train, or bus wishes you could break your addiction to xxxl portions. It's not just Azan. But never mind the weightloss thing because your relationship is doomed anyway. You are FAR to immature and needy and lazy to sustain a relationship with someone who's religion and culture doesn't revolve around Walmart and fancy nights out at Bubba Gumps.
shareAgree 100%. She's disgusting in every way. She probably smells like Danielle. She reminds me of a pig for some reason. Like her pinkish skintone or something.
shareShe’s hilarious, but I personally would tone down some of the mean spirit.
Note as well her registering the huge portion size that her MOM (arguably, one of the people who made Nicole who she is) gave her. This indicates that, in having explored a world outside her own for 5 weeks, she actually gained some positive perspective.
I think Nicole is realizing that she is not matched to Azan, and that it’s valid for someone in in his “league” to wish for a fitter mate. But now the mom and sister(or whoever) are trying to keep Nicole in denial, copping an attitude like “Well if he thinks you’re fat, then he’s a jerk.”
Nicole may be a hilariously naive child, but those older relatives (in the latest episode, not the more distant relatives that were featured in earlier episodes) seem pretty ugly -- we know where Nicole gets it from.
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Her portion was ridiculous. She probably downed two pounds of potatoes. She wasn't kidding about the green. Not a green to be found on that plate.
shareI seriously JUST NOW saw a tshirt that said "Exercise? I thought you said Extra Fries"
I almost spit out my soda!
We need to send this to her..lol
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I don't think Nicole is ugly at all or bad looking.
She just needs to lose 100 lbs and a lot of that is for health reasons.
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I agree. I think she is cute and would look much better if she slimmed down.
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Most 20 year old girls (and guys) have the potential to be cute is X, Y, Z.... Just saying.
Your film gods: Lee Van Cleef and Laura Gemser
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If you send Nicole that shirt make sure you tie dye it first so it matches all her others. And don't forget to cut the collar so she can fit that gargantuan medicine ball she calls a head through the yoke of the tee. It's funny when they show Azan and her side-by-side her head has like three times the volume of his. I mean, really, it's just f*#kin' huuuuge.
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