If you were a cab driver...
Would you pick up Danielle?
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Your film gods: Lee Van Cleef and Laura Gemser
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Nope. I'd be too worried about her peeing and stinking up the cab. There's not enough Febreeze to hide her stench, I'm afraid.
shareHow do you know what she smells like? Just because Mohammad said it doesn't mean it's true. He's just pissed because things didn't turn out the way he thought they would. He got what he deserved.
shareHow do I know what she smells like? Have you seen her? Have you seen her disgusting apartment? She looks disgusting and doesn't take pride in anything, especially her appearance. I'm not basing this on Mohammad, I'm basing it on what I've seen of Danielle.
shareSo you can tell what someone smells like from your TV...Amazing!!!
shareWould you pick up Mohamed (peace be upon him) in his Spring Break shorts?
Your film gods: Lee Van Cleef and Laura Gemser
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If he doesn't smell and doesn't speak...sure. Otherwise, nope!
shareIf he was wearing his spring break shorts, yes I would pick him up. Lederhosen? Probably not.
shareI bet they’re Op / Ocean Pacific brand -- the poor man’s Jams. But convincing enough for Soanish exchange students who say, “My English not gude” and go to second base on the first date.
Your film gods: Lee Van Cleef and Laura Gemser
http://tinyurl.com/pa4ud44
The OP jams will get him a cab ride but not a spot in Yamir's international boy band extraordinaire.
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