Little May
Is she not the most adorable little munchkin EVER? Her cuteness is right off the scale. If she was my precious two-year-old daughter you would have to hold a gun to my head to go on a trip without her. Sofia Loren in her prime could be waiting for me in that desert tent in Morocco for a five-week non-stop orgy of sex, champagne, fois gras, and cocaine and I'd have to tell her to take a raincheck and I'll call her in a few years when my daughter is older.
I knew Nicole was a TOTAL imbecile when her obviously un-impressed mother asked her if she had done any research on Morocco and Islam and Nicole just rolled her eyes, answered 'no' and continued to stuff her face with the special burger she requested with the block of cheddar on top. What kind of MORON travels abroad to a country as different as freaking Morocco and doesn't do any planning and research. She probably hoped her and Azan were just gonna hump all day, surf TMZ together, go to snow crab night at the Indian casino, and stop off at Cold Stone for a triple gummi worm super deluxe waffle cone each night before binge-watching a bunch of Big Bang Theory episodes with his family. You know...like normal Florida stuff.