Jorge, Spend Your Ring Money On A...
...one-way economy ticket back to Moscow for that THING with the lips and the lazy eye and take the $14,000 that's left and get yourself a LapBand. In four or five months the gastric by-pass will shave all that extra weight off your frame and you'll look like freaking Tobey Maguire or Jake Gyllenhaal and your confidence and self-esteem will be through the roof. You'll have your pick of women with far more to offer you than this vile Russian prostitute. I think there's a super handsome young man under that extra weight and with a few life changes he could make his debut in no time.
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